The “never been to Detroit” line really jumped out at me. It’s SO close.

Yeah, he kind of sucks.

OK, but advanced maternal age and the age of 40 have nothing to do with one another. 35 =/= “pushing 40"

That’s not what I’m saying, though. She’s 35. She’s just barely closer to 40 than she is to her 20s.

Is 35 “pushing 40" now? :-(

That is baller.

Whoa, I had no idea Halsey was biracial. Genes are a funny thing, man.

Poor Tiffany. Singled out again.

Same. The older I get and the more friends I have who go through pregnancy, the less appealing it sounds. My husband is on Team Let’s Have a Baby, and I am less than enthused about the process of getting there.

And I’m even more pissed that he took Clair Huxtable down with him.

Where did the idea ever come from that an ex is entitled to certain standard of living?

Former divorce lawyer here. Spousal support is definitely not uncommon, and the rules for awarding vary by state. But in a situation like this, where one spouse is WAY out-earning the other, I would say it’s a given that some amount of support will be awarded. The idea is to maintain a semblance of the lifestyle you…

Welp, I’m pregnant now.

No freaking way they had probable cause to search hundreds of kids. That’s insane and unprovable.

Hey there, fellow Hoosier! I went to college in South Bend.

Yep, you’re exactly right. His defense is that it was all consensual.

As a native Hoosier, I want Pete Buttigieg to run for Governor. We need more Democratic governors, and it would position him nicely for a presidential run later on.

I REALLY love Gillibrand and hope she runs. I think she will, and I will definitely donate and phone bank for her. Everyone should read her book, Off the Sidelines.

A chiropractor would make more money, but I could never respect his career, so I think I have to go with trainer.

Yep. We used to listen to his comedy records all the time growing up. I still think The Cosby Show is the greatest family sitcom of all time, and will forever and always aspire to be half as amazing as Clair Huxtable.