Yeah, that’s my issue. It’s not a certificate of birth if there was no birth.

When he hosted SNL.

James Comey wouldn’t have sent his October letter if Anthony Weiner’s laptop hadn’t been seized by the FBI, so it’s Anthony Weiner’s fault that Trump is president.

Did she wear hijab before he was elected? Every picture of her on Google shows her in hijab.

The Pope was speaking Italian. She doesn’t speak Italian.

That’s because everyone knows that men have jobs!

Will that be livestreamed?

I’ve done a lot of sports in my life, and figure skating is seriously one of the most difficult. I can’t even understand how people do triple and quad jumps and some of the insane combination spins. I can barely do single jumps and regular sit spins.

Also, I don’t want wrinkles on my face!

I’m absolutely certain that they have an ironclad prenup with a non-disclosure agreement, and that he would ruin her financially with non-stop litigation.

Guys, I really like Hailee Steinfeld. She seems so generic and average in pretty much every way, but I find myself inexplicably stanning for her.

Family law attorney here. Custody of children cannot be negotiated in a prenup, so that’s not a factor. It would be shocking for a judge to award Donald sole custody and limited visitation for Melania since she has (very publicly) been Barron’s primary caretaker and Donald has been very public that his only two…

I think he’d be a great candidate. I also think Kamala Harris might run, and Kirsten Gillibrand. The future if the Democratic party is definitely female and/or non-white.

I mean, we are already dealing with Trump. Now we have to deal with this, too? It’s too much.

But they do have some amazing tiaras. They only use white stones, so it’s all diamonds and pearls in Japan.

As someone who doesn’t have a kid yet and just turned 30, this is nice.

This. I really loved the show for the first few seasons. I also come from a big family, and they reminded me why that’s so much fun. But as they got richer and more out-of-touch with the real world, it got boring. They used to cook together instead of eating takeout salads. They used to fight over sharing clothes…

The first half of that doc is interesting and fun, and then they flip a switch during the second half. I felt real feelings, man.

I thought she did as good a job as she could in that movie, but I just never bought her in the role because she was so young. Amy Adams would’ve been perfect.