I was Mrs. White for Halloween a few years ago! I wore a LBD with pearls, a black fascinator with birdcage veiling, and carried a rope.

It’s OK. I cried a little. I saw the Congressman for my friends’ parents tweeting about how he’s proud to have voted for AHCA. My friend’s dad has ALS and while they are well-off, ALS is an incredibly expensive disease. Yet his own representative is smiling and laughing and drinking beer to celebrate something that…

In fairness, William does have a “real” job that takes up a lot of his time. He’s still a helicopter pilot in the military, although he is quitting soon and moving back to London so he and Kate can take on their royal duties full-time.

Honestly, the “charged and convicted within two days” thing is crazy to me. I’m a lawyer, too, and it takes months for me to get a hearing scheduled.

I was crying laughing in an airport yesterday while watching this clip.

His Twitter is excellent, and Dinesh is possibly my favorite character on Silicon Valley because he is so adorably earnest.

That is a third-degree burn.

TBH if my body looked like that, I’d take photos every moment of every day.

My MIL was HORRIFIED when I painted my nails red for my wedding. I guess she thought red nails were for whores or something. IDK. She kept asking if I was SURE I didn’t want a French manicure instead. I wish I’d had this lady’s comeback at the time.

My Spanx don’t work that hard.

Her waist is insane. She’s got to be wearing a corset, right?

So far, all he can brag about are the jobs numbers and SCOTUS seat, both of which he can thank Obama for.

Listening to Pod Save the World makes me feel really smart and really dumb at the same time. Really smart because I listen to a wonky-ass foreign policy podcast, and really dumb because I will never be as smart a every single person on that show. Damn, those are some impressive people.

I swear the Pod Save America crew is the only thing getting me through the Trump presidency.

Pod Save America? I put her book on my list after hearing that episode.

I’m glad you included a map because my first thought was, “What neighbours?” The palace isn’t exactly surrounded by other homes.

The first time I actually saw the card, I wondered who the hell designed it. The card has precisely one job, and that job is not advertising the Oscars.

Is that picture of Jeff Sessions photoshopped, or did he really wear a hat that said, “Make Mexico Great Again Also?” That sentence structure could only be thought up by a Trump supporter.

Everyone in Chicago was PISSED when the letters went up, and that was before he ran for President. It’s actually a really nice-looking building, and then they ruined it. Sigh.

Thank you for your honesty.