I am 100% okay with the flaming death of a company that sells “will commit sins 4 chipotle” shirts. To teens. For fifty fucking dollars.

I read the 11:44 one as two men were “chasing” cars and was mad it didn’t get an honourable mention. I liked it better before I reread it.

Time for a nice piece of moist and delicious cake.

I like the word moist. A word that is similar that I think is gross is damp.

Don’t forget the homophobia and transphobia!

A Seth MacFarlane sci-fi show? So it’s like Firefly but dumb and full of pop culture non-sequiturs and misogyny. Gotcha!

Goddamn time travelers! They’re always peeking and being so damn touristy. The last thing we need is a time traveler president opening the floodgates for other time travelers to come and gawk at us temporally challenged folks.

Thank you. Jane was his most beloved wife. I presume this is mostly because she died giving birth to his only son and also that happened so early in their marriage he didn’t have time to get tired of her or trump up charges to execute her. He only executed Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard (Anne’s cousin). He divorced…