mollyexmormon
MollyExMormon
mollyexmormon

I have very carefully kept a powderpuff with some pressed powder in my room for over a decade now. Sometimes I just need to smell grandma.

Hmm.

I am the most foul speaking person on the planet. Seriously I could offend the most disgusting of humans. But I feel like that sentence would have been more impactful if she said “vagina”. I HATE the word ‘pussy’.

New guys aren’t as hot as Keanu and Swayze were back when the original came out. Ah, Keanu...

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

He’s found a uniquely modern way to continue abusing an ex. He’s a real pioneer in the field of abuse, an inspiration to controlling assholes everywhere.

It’s called reproductive abuse. And it’s a form of domestic abuse.

Genes and money and control over her to some degree. This man seems supremely psycho and probably shouldn’t have kids in the first place. This man is 40, presumably can have kids the old fashioned way and if not, has enough money that he and SOMEONE ELSE can explore their options (IVF, surrogacy, adoption, etc) The

WTF. Just all the WTFs.

Maybe one of the dozen or so women he cheated with is willing to have his kid?

This is purely about him having some form of control over her life. He is a 40 year old man with money, his sperm is most likely fine or at least good enough to IVF another set of embryos with an egg donor and then implant into a surrogate; but no, he wants the DNA of his ex-fiancee so he can forever be linked to her.

me, irl, after the wine jab

Demi Moore?

I love that they filmed part of the video in a Home Depot parking lot.

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

‘Oh, God!’ And they’ll say, ‘If they think you’re big I must be so fat to them.’

The "Baby" jokes just write themselves with those two.

No one gives a fuck about cross fit except people who do cross fit.

But it's like a sports bra and dress pants?!?!?! If you are going to wear a sports bra out with no shirt - ala SueAnn Mishke - then pair it with a sporty bottom, too. Otherwise it just looks like you left the house and forgot to put on a shirt.