@cheri: Why? You make people like me look like scary giants while you look small and cute.

@DorothyZbornak: Well, Lil' Miss Myspace is 4'11".

@BiscuitDoughJones: Yes. I read some study on "cuteness" which is usually associated with a head larger than body and big eyes, which is what toddlers look like.

Her head's looking bulbuous.

ack sorry, I MEANT to say after four years of breastfeeding her boobies must be chapped as HELL.

FOUR YEARS

omg omg so so cute.

@Trixie from Toronto: It was me it was me! : )

WHAT??

@helen: OMG THANK YOU! That is exactly why I can't stand her and is the reason I think her style icon label should be taken away tout de suite. No neck is so very unglamourous.

@BiscuitDoughJones: The funny thing is that Princess Coldstare is a Hunter/CUNY drop out!

HELLO Anna Wintour hair

How pathetic can you be that you need someone to help you buy friends? And that couple from Utah in the profile were equally as lame.

DUDE British people are the biggest freaks around.

Ugh, I'm so jealous of ladies who can rock bangs. I feel so left out with my lame-o off-center part.

I will say, that is the best US Weekly cover to date. Very Post-esque.

Hair's looking a little greasy, hangover face....

@BiscuitDoughJones: Not only is her "hair" creepy but that perfectly controlled smile is unsettling.

Baby doll is cute when your BF calls you it but oh so infuriating and condasending when a male friend does.

She is SO going grey! Lookit those roots!