I thought the krieger shit was pretty great.

No he might have his grabbin' stick.

And he thought it smelled bad on the outside.

I had a few great teachers and some really awful ones. An example of the latter was in 5th grade. I always got my work done and got straight A's. If one kid didn't do their homework, nobody got recess. We even had to miss a parade the whole school went to. She also gave me a B just "so I would know what it felt like."

Had anybody told trump he's a colossally stupid asshole lately? If not, trump, you're a colossally stupid asshole. Please quit.

I'm hoping he's former special forces who hunted warlords in the Sudan or something. He could be using the their tactics. It would also explain why people feared him so much in the beginning and gave him so much power.

Thank you, Sean O'Neal. I needed that today.

Not a bit ashamed, but my family likes to dip peanut butter sandwiches in chili. It's an awesome flavor and great way to get every drop out of the bowl.

I liked the Rogen version, but I know I'm one of the few.

Fuck Bill Cosby, fuck Bounce TV (whatever the fuck that is), and fuck 2016.

Phrasing. Boom.

When I logged in with my av club account, I couldn't comment. I think I had the skeleton of a disquis account already created, but I'd never used it. I had to set it up with a user name and picture today in order to comment at all.

Yeah, this is a new account I had to create today.

Fuck this shit. Seriously, what the fuck America?

I read this in the voice of the narrator for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It worked.