I remember being a kid and thinking 72 was so, so old. Team. 72 is not old. At least, it’s not old anymore.

thank. I found that odd too. He’s a quintessential IMDB actor. Some may not know his name, but he’s played so many roles over the years that so many of us are familiar with that they have to go look him up on IMDB immediately.

I would be less interested in the George photo if it weren’t for the fact the whole thing’s a deliberate sham.

Does the story of John Heard death not deserve its own post?

I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

bye

I thought it kinda looked like Mariah Carey?

I started my morning with a fake masturbation video.

Yesterday I came across some communication among youths who were discussing the Bella Thorne post. I smiled to myself and said “I know who this person is thanks to Bobby Finger.”

I hope I don’t offend anyone with one of my favorite doggy gifs, but this is what I imagine when I think of Johnny on a shopping spree

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

I would love Jezebel 1000% times more if they would drop the posts on d list jerkoffs that no one gives a shit about.

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

WHO?

Saw this on the ‘gram last night and it killed. It also looks like lovely art!

Ahem.

One time I got really drunk with my boyfriend and his friend and the friend insisted I slap my bf in the face and so did my bf... I didn’t want to hurt him, but we were drunk messes, so we filmed it in slow motion, as you should, and it’s a very funny video we still pass around...