Oh, Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Not just a gender traitor to women, like Kellyanne Conway, but a transgender traitor. Only our current political moment could have barfed up such a perverse and unappealing idea.

Does wearing someone else’s freaking FACE SKIN too much turn you cold?

Sigur Ros being performers for weddings made sense anyway.

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Predictions:

It’s not even the cameo that’s the problem, it’s how they did it. All but one of the musician cameos the show’s been famous for over the years have been blink and you miss it musical performances by those people (the lone exception was Wilko Johnson as Ilyn Payne).

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Lest we forget (which we won’t, because they have the exact same hairstyle they always did).

You better hope YOU are Lisa Rinna, that is the only excuse for her exclusion here. Unless you didn’t have the space/time/inclination to go back far enough HEYOOOOO

It’s to make sure that everyone knows you have a job where having a neck tattoo doesn’t matter.

Aaron Carter, who continues to bravely rock the same hairstyle he did when he rose to stardom so many moons ago

Looks like Aaron’s Party is finally over

For Gawker, I’ve been in ‘teh greyz’ since Kinja 2.0 and I was never in the black ever in Jezzie. I survive on the strength of my comments getting promoted. :-)

I think her mind had consciously uncoupled from reality a few years ago.

Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party in which everyone was given their own vagina egg.

Capaldi is a fucking phenomenal actor let down for three years of Steven “look at me and my big ego” Moffat who treated the show like a sidegig to his Sherlock thing (which also nosedived once he and Gatiss chose to add their own stuff to it).

That Serena Williams story is the most relatable young adult story I have possibly ever read. It makes me appreciate that you can be incredibly successful and still not quite have it all together, because sometimes experience is the only way you learn functioning adult shit.

They finally fucking did it.