Minaj is the real deal. Seriously, all anyone wants these days is money to pay off debt and get ahead not experiences that will fade from memory over time.

Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto.

Love what Minaj did. Sometimes students really just need a cash payment, not to have to fill out pages for scholarships that amount to piddly squat.

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

Ugh, Chris Rock is gross and should stop talking about how his ex-wife (and mother of his children) had no money of her own and how his new “girl” has “got dough of her own”. His ex deserves serious compensation for tolerating his insufferable, adulterous ego for 18 years.

The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce selects a number of honorees each year. They each have to pay something like $35k for their star. The fee is normally covered by a fan club or, as I suspect is the case here, the studio’s promotional budget for a tie in with a film release (both Kurt and Goldie have big movies right…

Joking about turning your own daughter out is hilarious. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Goldie didn’t have star all these years? She’s had an Oscar for almost 50 years! But you’ve gotta love Goldie and Kurt getting them together.

Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?

I used to smoke, and lots of my friends still do. I don’t know anyone who likes to smoke when they’re eating, excepting a few folks from the Don Draper era. I’m surprised they want to combine the two, even if they have no consideration for anyone else.

not on subject but i thought to share

I worked on the catering team for the Met Gala in 2008 and I was stunned to see celebrities smoking directly at the tables. Whenever I think of Scarlett Johansson I think of her puffing on a cigarette at an empty table in the center of the room with a ‘I dare you to tell me to quit’ look on her face

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

SOOOO...what’s your address again?

I kinda love Miley, half of Bangerz was really good (Drive,someone else), the other half was quite horrible (the rapping in particular), I’ll give this new album a try and act like the last one didn’t happen (Dead Petz... RIP).