I...believe him, actually. A lot of newly-sober people acquire hobbies to stay busy in the time they previously would have spent boozing/using.

Yes, please.

Sorry Brad, sculpting + matcha + lighting fires = midlife crisis

“I can’t remember a day since I got out of college when I wasn’t boozing or had a spliff, or something,” he says.

Brad, she’s not coming back. You may as well get up now.

Who dressed him? Mad Max’s grampa?

I’m screaming. This is amazing.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

I believe the Meghan Markle Fridge Content List in a heartbeat. I’m all for healthy food and a balanced diet, but this non-everything collection of juice, nuts and seeds is part of what’s wrong with modern culture these days.

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I mean, that was stupid and all, but she didn’t contribute to the rapid erosions of civil rights in America, the next major economic crash, the (possible) start of any wars, or an environmental catastrophe of unimaginable scale.

Is Susan Sarandon even just tiniest bit of self aware? She reminds me of my grandmother who had a mood disorder. Any time she disagreed with you, you were an idiot and misinformed and she was clearly right. And is she trying to telling call Deborah a punk for not saying shit to her face? If she was so passionate about…

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.

The best part is that she actually got to hang out with Jessie Graff.

Here is a Dad and Ninja Girl starting early. (Sorry for the stupid commercial.)

Impressive. Truly impressive. Why couldn’t we get someone like her in the role of a super hero?

Jessie Graff is so amazing. I watched her on ANJ and the shit she does is outrageous. I didn’t know her upbringing. That is incredibly badass.

OK. Listen. I know everyone (except Yetta and Tallblonde) is going to pop in here talking about how you’re not falling in love with Harry. You’re going to list all sorts of reasons. On one hand, count yourself lucky not to have become ensorcelled by this alien in his inescapable web of fascination and dimples.…

“falling”? i believe you meant that in past tense. i been in love with him for years.