I have nationalised health care where I live now and couldn’t be happier with it. People see it as a public service (like the fire dept or police) which is how it should be. I feel sick even thinking about taking my kids back to the US just because of the healthcare situation.

According to Repugnantcans in other Jez stories, Jimmy K’s baby deserved his heart problems.

I know we’re supposed to hate Jimmy bc he spoke out against the Gawker Stalker like a million years ago, but fuck that, I love him, he’s hilarious and charming, and kind, and I’m so happy his son is ok.

I LOVE HER

RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

There actually is something in that article that surprised me. I’m genuinely startled that Johnny Depp, who billed himself as a Capital-A Actor long after he started mostly doing big, dumb, family movies, doesn’t bother to memorize his lines anymore. Wasn’t that one of the signs that Marlon Brando had given up on…

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

Now, the lady behind her in the purple vagina dress, on the other hand...

And being schmoopy with The Weeknd

I’m so tired of Anna Wintour. She thinks she’s queen of England with this Vogue gig. She’s now boring as an editor and the magazine needs new blood and a new direction. American Vogue is a snooze fest and yet she persists. She must be blackmailing her bosses or something.

She has plenty of her own wacky pseudo-science opinions (including claiming that sunscreen is more cancerous than the fucking sun) so she would probably have voted for Jill Stein if she could. Peas in a vapid pod those two.

Regarding Giselle... How the fuck do you stay married to someone who supports Trump? I almost broke up my with my boyfriend when we were having a “devil’s advocate” argument about him. Like, where is the respect? I can’t even fucking imagine. (I know, they are rich and beautiful, and have kids... Ugh) Don’t get it.

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

So tired of all the white and beige and pale and sheer. I would not want to stroll around in a human manifestation of my mother’s home decor all night.

hasn’t Anna worn a version of this a million times already? same w/her daughter...trains seem to be her thing

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

“The three people killed on the bridge are men!”

For me, [The Handmaid’s Tale is] not a feminist story. It’s a human story, because women’s rights are human rights. So, for me, I never intended to play Peggy as a feminist.