It’s such an awful, shitty selfish choice to drive drunk. You know better. Everybody knows better, but people who do it always think they’re the exception to the rule.

Looks like someone in Des Moines is about have the most dramatic rose ceremony ever.

Don’t be an asshole. There are way too many ways to avoid driving while you’re shitfaced. I’m sure that’s even the case in Iowa.

Like Marine le Pen, Ivanka is just a better packaged version of her father. Don’t doubt for a moment than she’s the same damn thing.

Guilted? Imagine Daddy Dearest, looming in the background, and the steady realization of how replaceable you are if it gets back to him “somehow” that you won’t buy his entrepreneurial little twits’ garbage drinks? 

Ivanka has it in her head that she has to defend Trump no matter what, because he’s her father but she knows exactly what he is. But she’s been raised to be a good little team player so she’ll cheer him on no matter what he does.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Anyone else like that Angela is wearing pants and what look like practical shoes?

Seriously. I’d steal one of his dogs just to get a reaction.

Obligatory.

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Also Khloe started a relationship with her current boyfriend while he was dating another woman. A woman who was very pregnant with his child and he had been with for years. Tell me what woman, in her right mind, would think yes, this man seems like a great guy to start a relationship with. Sweetie, did you learn…

WTF yall? Why do they opinions on their brother’s relationships? Aint Kylie the same bih that got caught up that weekend Twitter scandal cuz her man Tyga was sexing some IG model? And want Khloe frontin like she wasnt trying to make shit work with Lamar? And Kim why are you behavin like you havent had your own share…

What Kendall is doing is surprisingly savage.

Still, [Kylie] says, “It’s really hard to support a relationship that’s really unhealthy...”

Damn, Ijeoma Oluo is no joke. Her interview was a damn good read. She got at the crux of the problem with this crazy bitch. Rachel is a BETTER Black woman than you. She knows MORE about Blackness than you, a Black woman, could possibly know. Because she read some books and CHOSE Blackness, see, and you were just born…

I’mma need to see the receipts...