THAT CARDIGAN

When she admitted that I was blown away. I’ve always found Scheana annoying and self-absorbed, but outing someone’s addiction to millions of viewers is just cruel.

It really is so weird to see Jax be the voice of reason in the group.

Welcome to the dark side. Please enjoy your complimentary VP Rules starter pack: a pair of stolen sunglasses, a month’s supply of Jax’s “vitamins” which may or may not cause gynecomastia, a gift certificate to get your choice of terrible looking tattoos ($50 max), a bottle of cheap white wine, a BOGO coupon for botox…

I felt the opposite about Jax and Brittany. Last night when he said something about God’s will and they cut to her and she was looking so excited that he was referencing the Lord, like “yeah! see!”

Ooh! That dress is like if

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

‘She’s married, I’m not’

She stayed with him for money and fame

DJ James Kennedy and Jax getting along was interesting to watch. And as much as I hate to give Kristen any sort of positive reinforcement, she was right about his behavior changing after he had a drink during their break in filming the reunion.

I am disturbed by how much I don’t mind a sober James. Like, there’s a “disturbance in the force”.

Two things: it was a rare moment of honesty when Scheana admitted she outed his drug use on camera because she felt hurt. Though she will probably never understand that with that level of toddler-like compassion, she sealed the fate on her marriage at that moment.

“The juxtaposition of Sandoval calling him a battered wife and opening the door to Schwartz taking a dump in a dress was this show at it’s peak ridiculousness.”

They make you feel better about your life choices? Or is that just me?

The fixing make-up thing was so distracting. And damn she was stone cold when she was all, “You know him. You follow him on Instagram.” about her new BF to Shay and he was just crestfallen. Jax sucks at his own life, but he’s right about everyone else’s.

Someone please tell me why I love this show so much.

Team: no one. Every single person on this show is awful in their own special way. And I love them for it.

purported ignorance in her analysis.

Weird, I thought being rude and ignorant was a selling point for a conservative media personality.