Rick decided to sew his own asshole shut and live inside of a bird.

Martha Stewart Weddings says it’s custom Siriano, which I was super excited to confirm because that was my first guess. Follow him on insta; it’s like dress porn.

Holy shit. That wedding jumpsuit is gorgeous. Any details on it?

Is that a dress on Lauren though? It looks a lot like a stylized white jumpsuit with an amazeballs cape.

For some weird reason every time I hear name Tony Robbins, this comes to mind

Dear god, they KILLED it with the wedding dresses. They both look completely angelic.

Wrong song, friend.

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

Or all the people who thought Cohen’s Hallelujah was a wonderful Christmas song that should be sung by children.

Unrelated, but did you know this guy’s also a British Army Captain? Like lead thousands of troops in Kosovo. Dude’s hardcore, and a great pick for “if you had to choose one celebrity for the zombie Apocalypse” type games.

And the people who dedicate Pearl Jam’s cover of Last Kiss to their sweetie on the radio. The girl dies. That’s the point.

Also- Every Breath You Take.

I would put “you’ve really got a hold on me “in the same category.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

It’s about a guy who’s high as a fucking kite on drugs in the subway stalking someone else’s girlfriend

Or people who think “Born in the USA” is patriotic. I mean, you could argue that it’s subversively/unconventionally patriotic, but it’s certainly no ode to Uncle Sam.

Huh. I didn’t know that about the song. Granted, every time it played on the radio I would turn it off.

Reminds me of people who think The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” is romantic.