The Selectric was a fine machine, and an amazing piece of technology. I can still hear its clattering song and see its tireless type ball magically twisting and turning. Seriously, anybody who typed for a living on a manual knew the agony of those cuts that opened up under the nail after hours of pounding. You had no…

I was raised Catholic and am now an atheist. Every now and again when I’m really depressed, I think for a minute about finding a local social justice-oriented congregation nearby because the ritual, etc. is actually very soothing to me but then I remember how much the Church hates women and I’m like NOPE and go on a…

Them duke boy are gonna be in a whole heap of trouble.

That’s top notch crowd logistics right there. Multiple incidents outside with possibly more developing. The safest place those people could have been was inside that stadium. If you let them all out, not only could it lead to panic and stampedes, but possibly a coordinated attack is awaiting them outside.

Wow that rock was booking! And everyone keeps filming, completely unaware that a meteorite just whizzed into their midst and hit someone. ... Russia? :)

Your list has a serious lack of Army of Darkness. And Office Space.

I wouldn’t put Ghostbusters at #1 (not even sure it’d make my top ten) and I think you’ve got Blazing Saddles severely underrated but otherwise a pretty solid list.

SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!

This pretty closely approximates my response to that.

New Zealand’s Trump. I apologize for my haste to post.

I’m not sure if I’m more offended by the Donald Trump remark or the Australia remark. Thinking about it some more, definitely the latter.

Yeah. My company added crap like that last year. You know what I think about it? The next time headcount cuts roll around, I don’t want to be remembered as “that guy who was playing ping pong”. . .

I went through three weeks of training at one of these places at a temp job. They really liked to brag about their Rock Band tournaments, free soda, and once a month dog days. I quit soon after because no matter how much shine you put on it, it’s still a call center where you deal with verbal abuse over the phone all…

Yes. We’re not talking about sportsmen. As an acquaintance of mine likes to say about an even more egregious sort of right-wing posturing: “let us remember the incontrovertible truth that politicians love the death penalty because it’s the only way a bunch of paunchy, candy-ass white guys can look tough.”

Maybe. Unless he screwed it up and slammed the guy into the bottom of the plane.

I'm at a ghost supper right now. This seems to fit.

Jeb!’s attitude during this whole campaign has been one of disbelief and contempt that we ingrate serfs haven’t just anointed him ruler for life because he’s a Bush and we’re not. The nerve of us all to even make him try is just too much for him.

I, for one, am glad that this primary season has taught me that no matter what ridiculously provably-false string of nonsense comes out of my mouth, e.g. “I truly feel that the greatest threat to our country is the return of the space aliens who emerged from my penis in 1965 to build the Washington Monument to…

I would, but then my cat attacks my toes.