OOOOOOH. I wonder if this is a fair use thing. They can always sue - it might get thrown out. But if they straight up copy the image IDK...

Oh man. I think this might be the biggest insult I’ve ever read and I’m totally using it all the time now: “aggressively mediocre.”

I’m disgusted by the fact that if you have enough money you can basically get out of anything. (Except for the occasional coal baron & madoff type). Even if I had any doubts about Jackson when Wade Robson came out that erased them. I just don’t really see why he’d need money (he’s a very successful choreographer) and…

No one listens to anyone when they are called “bud” - bud.

No really, what is wrong with his face? Is that something? Also, why didn’t he just fine her? That’s what normal judges do. Sounds like she didn’t really do much anyway. He’s a weirdo.

If you are “fiscally conservative” but socially liberal then you are socially conservative. And if you don’t get that then read some Noam Chomsky or something.

Holy fucking shit. WTF? Time to boycott everything Kellogg’s if I haven’t already. HOLY SHIT.

Having just cleaned up both my Yahoo & Gmail accounts... I can say Yahoo’s interface is a billion times better. Easy to sort by sender name, easy to trash email (wtf do I want to archive shit from my phone for?) and gmail makes me go page to page to page instead of just continually scrolling. I swear I am THIS close…

Woah! This was a really interesting and seriously long piece. This is a minor takeaway but as I near the end of my thirties I find myself less sympathetic to people in their 20s that are lonely. Better to be lonely now than when you are 40! Imagine what happens in NYC when you end a long term relationship you had in…

Who cares? The trending topics are a joke anyway... I mean they are 80% Kardashian, and 20% b-list deaths (sorry Oswalt I’m sure your wife was lovely, but why it trending, IDK).

Take the Express!!!!! Assholes!!!!! (What the 7 localites think every baseball season)....

No, level-headed is Khloe followed by Kourtney. Kim is pretending to be adult now... she still ugly cries, I’m sure.

Not terrible. Appropriate response.

That’s what a sociopath raised with no morals thinks is ok.

And where is her nose?

Kris is the shit. I don’t get why she gets so much hate. I really don’t. She works her ass off for her kids. My mom has a little Kris in her. Yea she knows how to make a buck, but honestly you can see the love. It would be there if they had nothing. I guarantee it.

This goes deeper than you even know. Your favorite cartoon characters are also clones. Just ask the Berenstein Bears. They got big heads and were replaced with slightly diffrent Berenstain Bears. This is the truth, as told to me by the savior.

I think the prophet, Dr. Phil said, “If you are in the hospital with a broken ankle but the person next to you has an amputated leg, it doesn’t make your ankle hurt less”. That is literally the only thing I know he said. And he’s probably not one to learn a lot from.

There should be a term for survivor’s guilt that fits a situation where you are still here because you weren’t near the cause of death, but your loved one is gone. Emotional collateral damage. Remainder guilt?

In addition to being a bullshit store for this nonsense... I hate going to Zara. It’s always a crowded mess. It’s like a cross between Strawberries and Calvin Klein or something. I don’t understand how the items are displayed. The sizing makes no sense. And the fucking checkout lines are the worst I’ve ever seen, with…