I bet the paradox of tolerance makes you mad.

Exactly my thought! Prevent this wankstain from siring any more idiots.

Patronizing Red Lobster is an abomination unto itself, at least if you have a working palate.

That would be asking an awful lot from the Takeout’s laziest blogger.

They’re not getting the best & brightest here at J/O Media.

I don’t know why you think anyone gives a fuck what your opinion is.

Bread doesn’t cradle my weiners the way a nice hotdog bun does. 1 dog per bun, the way nature intended.

If we’re lucky, one will kill you for being racist trash.

It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

Yet not used here, in the article we’re discussing.

That phrase is still just as meaningless as the first time it was used.

Damn, I thought that piece of shit had kicked off already.

You must be quite stupid if you’re still coming here for reliable information or anything resembling competent writing.

Even Volunteer Proofreader couldn’t take it any longer. I don’t know if he gave up, or died from overwork.

Some people just like being wrong.

She’s not the brightest commenter here.

He often whines about food over at the Takeout. I think he’s serious.

That’s a bop! Somehow I missed that completely until just now.

He’s a blogger, not a writer.

For fuck’s sake, you must have the most limited palate of any adult, ever.