You need to pay for real journalism. What’s offered here is not that, and is worth exactly what you paid for it.

There’s no proofreading or editing allowed here at Herb Spanfeller’s Jalopnik.

I can’t tell if you’re being completely disingenuous, or incredibly stupid. Brownell could drive that fucking P car flat out, 24/7/365 for the rest of his life and the total emissions wouldn’t amount to 1% of 1% of those from this ship in a year.

I’d love to see that particular ship sunk with everyone on board. Let’s round up all you dumb fucks & ship your asses to Davy Jones’s locker.

You guys truly suck. The music is even worse than your idiotic marketing approach in a comment section that almost no one sees.

I’d give this episode a D, except for Punkie’s incredible double D cups! A+ right there.

Heh, kinda what I was thinking!

I’m thinking the voice of Police Academy-era Bobcat Goldthwait.

I’ve trained a few dozen people on basic forklift operation in a winery setting, and the women are nearly always quicker studies & more efficient, safer operators.

It’s the bigotry & MAGAtude that gets me; his inability to spell or punctuate is the just the shit cherry on the garbage sundae.

Booze is hard(er) to steal!

She is relishing it. She’s a bitter, shallow misandrist.

That’s because you’re a moron & a scumbag.

“Let’s spend some time together”

Just dismiss Universalamander. He’s a shitposter (in that he’s the one who posted tons of scat porn at Jezebel before they briefly turned off the comments).

You are the expert on loads to the face

Are you always so insufferable? Stone was never the biggest star in the world, quantifiably so.

Elon’s never going to notice you exist.

Hopefully someone will shoot you in the face soon.

That dumb fuck NX-1700 has an alt account, “Neville” - the identical misspellings & inability to use punctuation correctly give it away.