use your mouth hole for what’s used for

I signal with my lights almost identically, but trying to alert the dummies driving around after dark without lights has felt like a lost cause for a long time now. Daytime running lights/no taillights combined with constantly illuminated instrument panels is largely to blame for that particular situation, I think.

Rich fuckheads have done military cowboy cosplay for years.

Gonna have to beef up the hangman’s gantry for that lardy fuckstain.

(shhhhh, just let them keep wasting time & money)

How about simply the presence of Armisen?

Don’t be such a rude cunt.

Why is she acting like she’s old war buddies with Maya Rudolph, who left the show 5 years before McKinnon joined the cast?

or butterscotch? There’s no Scotch involved, at all! 

It’s where Alex & his droogs go to sharpen up before enjoying a night of ultraviolence. A good time, is what it is.

They’re probably too stupid to get that pie > cake, always.

Maybe one day, Jez will actually have standards again. But they still have a bunch of complete fucking hacks blogging here, so don’t hold your breath.

Coopsy Poopies? seriously? What are you, 12?

Maybe no one gives a flying fuck, but the scumbag who posted all the scat porn gifs is (currently going by) “True Belieber”, https://kinja.com/true-belieber.

Give up eating & starve yourself to death, you racist fuck. It’s too bad no one has kicked your teeth through the back of your skull - it’s the best you deserve.

And here comes the racist fuckwit brigade of choads like you!

What about Cocaine Wednesdays?

Don’t project your pathetic existence on everyone around you.