If you believe that you must’ve been smoking really good stuff.

Models sometimes change their appearance for specific jobs.

You shouldn’t be telling other countries what they ought to do. Imperialism, including cultural imperialism, is over. Other countries, China least of all, don’t need your guidance — bullying, that is.

It’s too easy and commonplace to lie in such situations and the courts already bow and grovel to women.

Clearly it doesn’t represent people who use such eloquent language as yours.

Obfuscation grammar. A government speech style.

Good idea. Discourage people from aiming to get such jobs.

I hope there’s enough DNA to resurrect some of the Australian megabeasts. After all a woolly mammoth is really just a big hairy elephant, not that we shouldn’t bring it back.

The guys who found it probably feared even looking at it violated some EU environmental law against humans breathing within 1000 meters of anomalous creatures. They’re lucky not to be locked up for 25 years just for taking pictures.

You realize, don’t you, that only a few fundamentalists will even care about the “gender” issue?

It’s one of the wonderful gifts God has bestowed upon dogs to make up for their too short lives.

Yes, why remake a so-so show? To fill it with even more PC messages?

A liberal.

When you have enough money and property, so then shall you.

I’ll believe whatever Putin says before I believe any US media person.

Which one?

About time for this item. Only a month ago the air was flooded with PSAs about how kids are starving to death and it’s all my fault. It’s a regular media cycle.

Prove it.

If two gay people are married and faithful they’re not likely to have children.

She wanted a baby with musical talend and gave birth to a twelve pound ear.