So mushrooms have been around a long time. I wonder if they had some of the properties many modern ones do.

Dumb? It’s got strong jaws and mean yellow eyes. It looks intense, like it’s staring at the photographer’s throat....

Don’t try to make things even more complicated. Just call it a “neomammoth” or “lazarusmammoth”. Everything, LIKE THE CLIMATE, is continually changing. You’re not going to reset the weather to 1900 or 1800 and maintain a steady state world forever after. If you resurrect a species then you have a resurrected version…

Trust me, self-appointed Guardians of Something will fight it.

How do they decide when to use the sperm?

So you believe that just because some persons can’t handle adult legal status that means all chimps can.

Why do they like him over there?

Tell it to the judge.

Women demanded it long ago.

With the passage of time it’s become grammatically correct.

Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

She sued him for $9million. She’s defending him because if he gets fired she’ll probably have to settle for a lot less money.

Next I hope she kicks a lot of Islamist ass.

This anthropomorphism is preposterous. They’re machines that we make.

Another of those stupid Southern racist bigots.

I doubt Trump’s family is persecuting her. They’ve got plenty of stuff they have to take care of.

Lawyers will decide.

Never. They’re just machines.

Maybe Griffin can take rationalization lessons from Hillary.

The Vatican used to set people on fire for disagreeing with them about the shape and position of the Earth. That tells you how staunchly they believe their own statements.