We seriously need to crowd-fund the purchase of that poor Jeep. Then, pay someone to drop in David Tracy’s front yard.

You forgot one don’t:

It depends on the type of offroading you are will be doing. If you live in the southwestern US which has plenty of open desert, you can't beat the Raptor. If you plan on doing trailing, aka Moab, there are better options.

“But I will say that I’m a big fan of this First Edition, and have been since I was but a young 16 year-old.”

Would that make is a DEFORESTER?

I just did the same! I bought my kid’s a go kart of Craigslist for $20. After a new Predator engine and torque converter were install, I did a test run. The first test of the thing was ridiculous. I turn the throttle way down to keep them from killing themselves. Putting 10x the horsepower in one of these? Instadeath!

Following Toyota’s lead, the 86/BRZ will be a re-badge of the Honda Civic with fake vents.

Agreed. The mk4 was an iconic car. It was the car that convinced me that Japanese sports cars should not be taken lightly. It was a car that could hand a Corvette it's ass on a silver platter.

Porsche drivers have started saying that about anyone that drives a truck. Misdirection.

“It’s described in the ad as being supercharged, however I think the selling dealer may be confusing the alternator for a blower. It’s an easy mistake to make”

This should have been a NPCP.

I used to love the look of the Lexus F-Sports, but then some Jalop called them a cheese grater. Now all I see is this:

I have Ford’s adaptive cruise and lane assist on my vehicle. The adaptive cruise works well on my mostly freeway commute. It is nice just to set the speed and let it go, but I don’t completely trust the thing. The lane assist is pretty much garbage. My drive is relatively straight and requires very little input. The…

Too soon! Funny, but too soon!

It looks like a 197X Olds 442. The third light in the lower of the front bumper would explain the pattern and the side window looks correct.

1972 Olds 442 - The front light pattern with the extra light in the bumper. (Now un-gray me please! :)

... they didn’t need the button!

I guess Toyota is planning on going full auto in NASCAR, because all I see is an oval. (I was going to insert a Dick Trickle joke, but just learned he committed suicide. I feel like an asshat.)

First picture is screaming...

My wife and I purchased a 2018 Odyssey Elite and the dang thing is awful.