That’s an awful lot of friends.

That’s an awful lot of tennis.

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Shooting the dog might have something to do with not wanting their bodies to be *eaten* by said dog if it took a while for them to be discovered. I used to work in a coroner’s office. It happens.

Yeah, that’s the thing needing prioritizing here.

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

The comment last night about Kerri Walsh Jennings not having “an ounce of fat” on her body was so gross and irritating. Can we focus on how she and April Ross are obliterating the Australians, please?!

Anecdotal, but here you go -

I overheard a male commentator during the men’s gymnastics podium training ask a female commentator if she “liked what she saw” in the most obvious, creepy way possible. She did a good job of pivoting it to a critique of his performance after a startled pause, but damn. Get it together Olympics commentators.

Men who throw/hit/kick things when they’re angry scare the shit out of me. All I can imagine is being alone in a room with someone like that, and how I would feel if they lost their temper.

Me too!! I’ve never watched the finale; I just couldn’t. Also, I never liked Lauren Graham’s character with Ray Romano’s character, so I didn’t want to see her marry him.

He was awful but then again, Rory kinda sucked ass too lol. Team Richard and Emily were the only good characters, all day.

I drop this tidbit every chance I get, but she’s now dating my brother’s friend. He's a good guy, and they've been together for a bit (not while she was married, obviously) so I choose to believe she's happy.

Can we talk about Tyler Hoechlin in costume on the set of Supergirl tho?

By the way, if anyone went down a rabbit hole of clicking Breitbart articles, and you need help breathing again, check out the latest from Nate Silver.

I like this, but while we’re talking girl squad songs please can I take the opportunity to share this from Nadia Rose because I’ve watched this video roughly 75 times and I need to tell everyone how much I love it.

extrememely for sure my bud

They should have known when they zoomed in on the photo and noticed more black people in attendance than will actually vote for Trump in November.

Oh my god if I hear about one more organization allowing sexual predators to run rampant in the name of “athletics” I am going to burst into flames. Fuck them.