Automatic registration on your 18th birthday at your current primary address. Problem solved.

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?

Can you please explain to us women which part of Doctor Who has designated that it should be a male doctor? They’re not recasting Napoleon as a woman, they’re recasting a fake character in a pretend TV show. Get a grip. There already is a male fucking everything.

Is it too much to ask that Avengers Infinity War is just Drax loudly complaining about his nipples to the other heroes for two hours?

How many times are you going to need to be beaten over the head with the fact that “freedom of speech” doesn’t mean “freedom from consequences of speech” before it sticks in your puny brain?

They don’t need to be available to the public, they need to be available to the accident investigators, and they are available to the accident investigators, as they have been on every car manufactured for sale in the US after 2010. Tesla’s online telemetry is just a tad bit faster than offline access to the onboard…

So what your saying is we found the solution to global warming?

So, if I’m following this correctly, it’s whoever wins Wimbledon, then?

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

A system that relies on people to be thoughtful, courteous and responsible is doomed to fail.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

Considering Spiderman: Homecoming trailers revealed nearly all the plot beats in the gosh darn movie before I even saw the thing, maybe Not Showing The Entire Movie Before I See The Movie is a good thing.

I get that this is a bit unusual, but isn’t it a good thing? It’s a problem that these tentpoles are so thoroughly displayed before their release; you can count on most major blockbusters nowadays to release complete synopses of the first two acts of their film, along with brief shots of the climax, months before they…

Good on them.

I think we can all agree that this is an instance where dealing with the guy with extreme force was perfectly justified. I’m guessing ‘road rage.

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

Tell those people to move out so I can be his neighbor. I got a classic car and a bunch of tools.