In a superhuman effort that will surely rival Shackleton’s Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition, I will somehow play a game of Crusader Kings II to completion.

Fucking hell we’re gonna end up with a Presidential dick pic aren’t we, that’s why he wants to text all of us personally

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

Don’t worry, the dog totally gets away.

the true villian of IW: peter quill...

What part of the word “temporary” are you having trouble understanding? This isn’t over at all.

Okay, some further editorial.

Loot crates have always been a moral issue that the industry (publishers, devs, journalists, influencers, and whoever else) has mostly ignore or dismissed and that’s incredibly screwed up. Even cosmetic focused crates, which don’t affect gameplay, use specific audio/visual cues and…

Actually in this case neither. You get what Kimmel was doing right?

This game franchise has been out for 14 years and they just now got around to noticing and suing?! Something doesn’t smell right here.

Shit, just give the FF to Brad Bird.

Reach-arounds are for selfish traitors

Of course not. It’s a car.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

You misunderstand; he simply loves America so damn much that he’s letting the flag fuck him in the ass.

I’m talking about mid-terms specifically and quite honestly I wish we WOULD get more fringe progressive people in local office, and work our way up. We can’t turn a major presidential election suddenly, but we can start getting all of these worthless fuckers out of local office, slowly but surely.

But that’s the best part. And it was the very point of the story. I hope they’ll leave it exactly as it is.

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like: