God I hope this gets surprise support and randomly passes the look on everyone’s face would be priceless. Especially considering the recent sex scandals in the state government concerning interns and people who should know better.

“You’d never see Peyton Manning (dancing/laughing/actively having a personality)!”

That was Clones. Yoda was a terrible puppet in the first one that just sat in a chair the entire time.

Probably because white culture has a long and infamous history of appropriating other cultures and traditions and bastardizing them. Black-face, yellow-face, and any other time a white actor has put on make-up and acted like a stereotype of a minority has aged like milk in my fridge, way over its sell-by date and…

Why are they surprised when we have a pornstar turned reality star married to a rapper and is considered an A-list celebrity despite never actually starring in any scripted television (that scripted should probably be in quotes)? Why is being famous for being a professional beauty a bad thing? Besides everyone one of…

Nah, all the good Christians know that they have a mark that identifies themselves as Christians to each other since we’re living in the end times. Also, I have some good pricing on a bridge if anyone is interested.

There’s nothing inherently wrong a season pass but too often for the two-thirds the price of a game you get Jack in terms of content

Can’t wait for this to happen again except with Peyton’s replacement.

Did they... Did they photoshop Chris Hemsworth’s eyes so he would appear more Asian?

That’s too much awesome sauce for one gif

Totally takes me out of the game unless I can shoot all the children, the dogs, other small animals, the elderly, rocks, cars, buildings, fire, doors, people, basically anything that is in front of me. On a totally unrelated side note, does anyone know any good attorneys that handle homicide cases?

exactly, if Manziel was playing like Brady then no one would care if he showed up in videos with strippers and enough alcohol to baptize someone in. But because he doesn’t show the talent someone seems to think he has then his drinking/arguing with his girlfriend on the side of the road is a problem that is making him…

Nah, Cole Trickle used the power of Xenu to get back to the front of the pack. If you look closely you can even see the his spirit enter Cole and teleport his car back to the front.

whatever dealer sold Arnie that Porsche sold Bill Paxton his truck

Exactly. Personally I send all my really important messages via town crier.

Old school techniques like pigeons and typewriters are susceptible to the man in the middle, but only if we are aware of the message and it’s route. Old school has its weaknesses but being able to access your terror plan from anywhere in the world means everyone can access your terror plan from anywhere in the world.

But those helmet caps make them look ridiculous. How can players be expected to play if the other team keeps pointing and laughing at them?

It probably depends on the state but I would assume that his pension would end up being used to pay for his incarceration with the state. In Missouri if a prisoner wins a civil suit against guards, the prison, or the state, those funds end up going towards paying for their stay at the prison.

Not a lawyer but I say take the money and put it towards making your VW start rollin coal even better than it does now

I prefer to think of it as the illegitimate lovechild the Ford F-150 had years ago in a drunken one night stand with a fridge.