Nah, Cole Trickle used the power of Xenu to get back to the front of the pack. If you look closely you can even see the his spirit enter Cole and teleport his car back to the front.

whatever dealer sold Arnie that Porsche sold Bill Paxton his truck

Exactly. Personally I send all my really important messages via town crier.

Old school techniques like pigeons and typewriters are susceptible to the man in the middle, but only if we are aware of the message and it’s route. Old school has its weaknesses but being able to access your terror plan from anywhere in the world means everyone can access your terror plan from anywhere in the world.

But those helmet caps make them look ridiculous. How can players be expected to play if the other team keeps pointing and laughing at them?

It probably depends on the state but I would assume that his pension would end up being used to pay for his incarceration with the state. In Missouri if a prisoner wins a civil suit against guards, the prison, or the state, those funds end up going towards paying for their stay at the prison.

Not a lawyer but I say take the money and put it towards making your VW start rollin coal even better than it does now

I prefer to think of it as the illegitimate lovechild the Ford F-150 had years ago in a drunken one night stand with a fridge.

Has anyone forwarded this to the Escher girls blog yet?

What about a quarterback that is knocked out at the start of the game and sits on the sideline? By you’re logic we should ban the QB too? Just messin’ I saw this one on the highlights the next morning and still laugh.

maybe ladies let it continue so they can single out the obvious idiots from guys worth talking to? On a side note why is the “best” pick-up advice sound more like a strategy a predator uses on prey. Separate your prey from the herd, tire them out, and wait til they give up. Then you’re golden.

I had the same problem the last 3 years. Went into a store trying to buy a warm coat at the end of January beginning of February. Not a single winter coat in size Large. All of them were either way too large or too small. But plenty of spring accessories to layer up on.

Just throwing this out there, but does the Oscars actually mean anything anymore a quick run through the winners: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_A… in the last 15 years have some stand out movies sure, but the nominations are what get me and make me think the Oscars are no longer relevant. For instance Master…

With Bethesda games the true release tends to be the date of the first patch because of the bugginess of their games. I also have no idea why I don’t flip my lid with the bugs (probably because after the patches and mods the games are just too good to stay mad at). Bethesda isn’t any better then EA with their…

Does anyone else feel like Locke’s armor came from Dead Space?

“We should all be so lucky to have a Carly Fiorina Presidency.”

My takeaway, we just saw three people’s O-face

Nothing more then strategy. The GOP knows there is very little risk to holding the hearings for their party. They can throw any of the Congressmen on the committee under the bus during each one’s election cycle. There is a chance though of tanking Clinton’s presidential campaign if she says the wrong thing before the…

I always just assumed it was so their parasites could breathe better

Don’t worry everyone I have it on good authority that Konami sent Kojima on vacation to a farm in upstate New York where he will be able to write, direct, and program games all day with no fences. Oddly enough it is the same farm where my best dog ever from my childhood currently stays too.