What about a quarterback that is knocked out at the start of the game and sits on the sideline? By you’re logic we should ban the QB too? Just messin’ I saw this one on the highlights the next morning and still laugh.

maybe ladies let it continue so they can single out the obvious idiots from guys worth talking to? On a side note why is the “best” pick-up advice sound more like a strategy a predator uses on prey. Separate your prey from the herd, tire them out, and wait til they give up. Then you’re golden.

I had the same problem the last 3 years. Went into a store trying to buy a warm coat at the end of January beginning of February. Not a single winter coat in size Large. All of them were either way too large or too small. But plenty of spring accessories to layer up on.

Just throwing this out there, but does the Oscars actually mean anything anymore a quick run through the winners: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_A… in the last 15 years have some stand out movies sure, but the nominations are what get me and make me think the Oscars are no longer relevant. For instance Master…

With Bethesda games the true release tends to be the date of the first patch because of the bugginess of their games. I also have no idea why I don’t flip my lid with the bugs (probably because after the patches and mods the games are just too good to stay mad at). Bethesda isn’t any better then EA with their…

Does anyone else feel like Locke’s armor came from Dead Space?

“We should all be so lucky to have a Carly Fiorina Presidency.”

My takeaway, we just saw three people’s O-face

Nothing more then strategy. The GOP knows there is very little risk to holding the hearings for their party. They can throw any of the Congressmen on the committee under the bus during each one’s election cycle. There is a chance though of tanking Clinton’s presidential campaign if she says the wrong thing before the…

I always just assumed it was so their parasites could breathe better

Don’t worry everyone I have it on good authority that Konami sent Kojima on vacation to a farm in upstate New York where he will be able to write, direct, and program games all day with no fences. Oddly enough it is the same farm where my best dog ever from my childhood currently stays too.

Are you questioning God’s word? Heresy!

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also after decoding the document I predict the election will come on November 7th, 2016. So everyone should begin their preparations now.

Obviously God got his list wrong (probably a translation error). God told me #1 is the Donald because they both hate women and God loves underdogs with their rags to riches beginnings.

God I hope everyone is still talking about the Twitter curse 50 years from now.

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

I would say a large portion of these people away from microphones and just sitting in a bar drinking a beer sound like normal people. They have an audience to cater to to get re-elected and they craft a character with some of the dumbest views in order to get people’s attention and pander to them. And then there’s Ted…

Jeez keep it classy Buffalo fans... At least use a 20 to hold your shit

so I saw that Johnny Boehner is resigning as Speaker of the House. Obviously whoever replaces Boehner is the antiChrist.