God I hope everyone is still talking about the Twitter curse 50 years from now.

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

Why did that last one feel like a coded letter to Penthouse?

I would say a large portion of these people away from microphones and just sitting in a bar drinking a beer sound like normal people. They have an audience to cater to to get re-elected and they craft a character with some of the dumbest views in order to get people’s attention and pander to them. And then there’s Ted…

Jeez keep it classy Buffalo fans... At least use a 20 to hold your shit

so I saw that Johnny Boehner is resigning as Speaker of the House. Obviously whoever replaces Boehner is the antiChrist.

You may not want to use this analogy in this scenario, the Bible is good with slavery as long as its a foreigner or a foreigner’s child or has a date of expiration for how long you own a particular slave if he is Hebrew. But hey there’s a lot of stuff Christians ignore in the Bible that they do anyway except for the…

Well it’s better then what Byron Maxwell said after the game after getting torched. “He just got inside of me. We were on the field all day, he got inside of me, I couldn’t really explode,” Maxwell said, according to CSN Philly. “I didn’t feel tired, I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get to him.

I had this happen a couple of times at Gamestop around Halo 2 release up to the release of the 360. Always just went down the street to the Hastings. I also liked to stop back by and wave the Hastings bag in the cashiers face.

obviously not well enough, if he had he would have hired a fall guy

After watching the highlights from those drives I am convinced of 2 things

Worked in a truck stop for a while. Don’t get me started on the lot lizards and the amount of shit on everything. I was threatened with bodily harm on a regular basis, I laughed at them because we gave free coffee and soda to the cops who would hang out in the store. But, I was also under no delusions of what could…

You know it is getting bad when old Dubyah looks like a genius compared to these idiots.

They can wing the rolls pretty fast but its like getting hit with a balled up sock at worst. So obviously she needs to go on permanent disability because walking down the sidewalk is probably going to snap her spine in half.

How bad are you when you are released by the Chiefs 1 year into you signing a 5 year deal that had a lot of zeroes.

I will withhold judgement until it comes out and then I will laugh at it when it is the next Simcity with its online server utilization to help with all that tough city-to-city economic calculations.

My father bought an ‘89 Camaro off Ebay sight unseen for me once. Super cheap, needed paint and a fuel filter. Oddly enough the damn thing turned out to be bullet proof after the filter and paint. It got me through high school and college and I mistreated that thing like it was free to replace them. Oil changes if I…

Dear rule-breaker,

Agree 100% percent with this. But I should also admit I have thrown it into the back of trucks if I know the person. Whether I dislike the person or am doing it as a prank I am going to keep to myself.

After seeing Clarissa lead with her past in retail I had flashbacks to running a gas station. If anyone ever has a place for retail store experiences I can make a few people cry and never want to buy even the packaged candy at a gas station.