I force my wife out of line if she takes more then 15 seconds to start here food order. Maybe that makes me an asshole to my wife, but she picks the same damn thing everytime but takes 10 minutes to pick it each time.

The local McDonald’s is like that here. The retired men in town gather there for coffee every morning and chit chat. The employees remember you (it’s a bit of cheating because less then 3,000 live here). It was immaculately clean even before they remodeled, but for some reason our Taco Bell cook can’t remember that…

I play that game with our local Taco Bell. They have somehow yet to get an order for me correct. And my order is normally a chicken quesadilla and some regular old tacos.

Makes me want to park my Tundra on the street and see if I get any eyesore notes.

Okay seriously how do Iran and the GOP not get along? They see eye to eye on everything except Iran having nuclear weapons.

I really think this new strategy by the GOP of amending bills to deal with the unexpected dangers of federally funded abortion is totally super and awesome. I think it should be added to every step of Congress. Parliamentary procedures? Will abortion prevent the female legislators from voting? Environmental Studies?…

I think MK has gone to DLC characters instead of unlockable secret characters. They’ve gotten on the DLC gravy train and hope to run that train right into the biscuit ground until it is nothing but goopy crumbs and tears of sadness. Or better known as everyone’s current DLC plan.

I love the Man at Arms series, but I feel like Reforged version actually forges a weapon where as the first guy just made a movie magic version that was functional.

I came to post the same thing...

My track coach in high school would beat the smile out of us. If you were smiling it meant you had more energy to run... On a side note my track coach may have been Satan...

Also this huge pile of money on the kitchen counter is not a bribe to myself, it was a bonus paid to my wife for her years of service to the Aviation industry.

Them being scum of the earth is probably why this was leaked to begin with.

Just seeing that I wasn't the only one crying tears of joy made me cry more tears of joy

And now I start planning for my new PC... and finding an Oculus Rift... and a copy of GTA V... and a weekend to put it all together so I can do this

So I went to Ted Cruz’s website. I am now convinced his political career is a carefully orchestrated critique of Conservative small government values. All based on the “Proven Record” of his time in office being blank on his mobile website. Because there is no higher contribution as a conservative Republican to…

Yeahhh..... I worked at a gas station for 3 years and I can tell you now that a gas station isn't going to save you. I saw a lot of people pulled over in a gas station. I even saw a lot of arrests, one being a 70 year old drunk grandma. They moved her car over to the side of the parking lot after slapping the cuffs on…

I recently purchased a Tundra from a used lot that on the outside I would have figured was a shady as hell place, but they turned out to be pretty descent. Why I was at this shady looking dealer you ask? Because I went to an Official Chevrolet dealer, the Hendrick Chevy dealer in Merriam, KS practically right next the…

I would say it looks like a Ferrari’s derpy cousin

I was scrolling to the comments to make this same remark as soon as I saw this concept.

I wouldn’t consider it fully functional unless a wall of light can come out the back as I drive that I can use to punish would be road ragers...