Pretty sure the instant road test could be "Cover the bottom of this dixie cup with your spit in 45 seconds"
Bruce Willis needs to be there as the "take charge when things go to shit" guy. I guess he can sex just about any fertile gal in the group, but my vote is him and Leelu for species propagation. Also, he's unbreakable. And a ghost. But he's especially awesome in space!
True Detective is a great one for shutting people up. Usually when watching a show I have all sorts of comments, but that one left me speechless and contemplative after every episode. Couldn't have handled binge watching it. Too grim.
Really? I found it cute and appropriate.
Almost peed myself at the imagery... Thank you for a good laugh.
Ah, gotcha. I should have known better, but time on Facebook has conditioned me to see glaring idiocy all around. My apologies. :)
It's a Guy Fawkes mask. Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving in V for Vendetta (2005) It was a major motion picture less than a decade ago.
I'm sure Walmart will survive this just fine, by cutting employee benefits so their bottom line isn't touched.
Officers shot him with a stun gun when he refused their commands.
I think you missed an opportunity here... He wouldn't sit on a sofa with you, perhaps he'd succumb to cuddling if he sat with you on the bed.
I said that after the second one sucked so bad.
Agreed, that's an attractive and rather hefty looking dong.
Chewbacca is backwards Rock Johnson? It kinda works for me.