How is NPH and family not here? They do the best costumes every year. Disappointed that there were so many Kardashians and no Neil Patrick Harris. Megan’s gremlin is amazing, though,

I don’t think it unreasonable that long hair isn’t allowed in this maximum security prison. I’m pretty sure a felony convict shouldn’t have more freedom in this case than a 10 year old child. (Yeah, my mom didn’t let me have long hair as a kid)

I love his voice. Is that a South African accent?

I think just one of those gifted individuals who can pick “Better story” over “personal well being”. A rare breed, but there’s a reason for that.

My son is 19 and regularly orders veggie burgers with bacon on ‘em. He likes veggie burgers, he likes bacon, he likes the weird ass looks he gets when ordering it.

It should have a squeeze of lemon too, no?

I think you’re judging him too harshly. I’ve been where you have, and had to use those horrible payday loans. I remember the rant too... And I did feel a little bit poked, having to admit that I was at one time one of those poor schmucks who made the best of some bad choices. But I never felt for a second that his…

Love the controller, but why isn't there a Game of Thrones CLUE game?

Pretty sure the instant road test could be "Cover the bottom of this dixie cup with your spit in 45 seconds"

Bruce Willis needs to be there as the "take charge when things go to shit" guy. I guess he can sex just about any fertile gal in the group, but my vote is him and Leelu for species propagation. Also, he's unbreakable. And a ghost. But he's especially awesome in space!

True Detective is a great one for shutting people up. Usually when watching a show I have all sorts of comments, but that one left me speechless and contemplative after every episode. Couldn't have handled binge watching it. Too grim.

Really? I found it cute and appropriate.

Almost peed myself at the imagery... Thank you for a good laugh.

Ah, gotcha. I should have known better, but time on Facebook has conditioned me to see glaring idiocy all around. My apologies. :)

It's a Guy Fawkes mask. Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving in V for Vendetta (2005) It was a major motion picture less than a decade ago.

I'm sure Walmart will survive this just fine, by cutting employee benefits so their bottom line isn't touched.

Officers shot him with a stun gun when he refused their commands.

I think you missed an opportunity here... He wouldn't sit on a sofa with you, perhaps he'd succumb to cuddling if he sat with you on the bed.

I said that after the second one sucked so bad.

Agreed, that's an attractive and rather hefty looking dong.