Really? I found it cute and appropriate.

Seems perfect to me.

Back guy has 50-50, but because they can plan ahead everyone else will know the chances are in their favor to choose the same. Say he sees 50 RED and 49 Blue. He says RED, and hopes the hats weren't perfectly even. Now everybody says RED. That's 50 for sure to live. Best I got so far.

The very last person can count the other's hats. Aside from his own hat there are 99 others. If he counts them all, he shall choose the color there are more of. This way 50% is the minimum number of survivors, for they all know to follow his lead.

Almost peed myself at the imagery... Thank you for a good laugh.

Ah, gotcha. I should have known better, but time on Facebook has conditioned me to see glaring idiocy all around. My apologies. :)

It's a Guy Fawkes mask. Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving in V for Vendetta (2005) It was a major motion picture less than a decade ago.

Stargate SG-1 did employ all of these tropes with glorious abandon. Except maybe the medieval Europe part, though there was even some of that.

Protection, because people have been known to throw themselves in front of cars so they can then sue the driver.

I'm sure Walmart will survive this just fine, by cutting employee benefits so their bottom line isn't touched.

Most of these I'm familiar with, but the flames, that one surprised me; I would not have guessed that to happen. I love learning new stuff.

I'm pretty sure that guy is Bruce Willy...

If you want to be one of the nonconformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.

Virgin I'd say, and therefore, not mothers.

Officers shot him with a stun gun when he refused their commands.

"The Despicable Three"

I think you missed an opportunity here... He wouldn't sit on a sofa with you, perhaps he'd succumb to cuddling if he sat with you on the bed.

Damn right, don't breath that shit, a drop will get you coughing and gagging, a lungfull is frequently fatal without immediate first aid.

Pretty sure those are yellow jellybeans dipped in red...

Perfect! I see no flaws in that answer.