If you are thinking of executing a murder/suicide, just reverse the order. I promise it will still work.

Take your facts and get outta here, you!

I don’t think there’s a prosecutor in the country that would bring charges unless he actually managed to seriously main/kill the guy. Probably just escorted out by police and kept under watch until he calmed down.

Pretty much. I watched this and as soon as he dove for the guy, I was like “well. can’t blame him.”

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Ummm obvs you do if this is part of senior culture...

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of this before. It speaks volumes.

My fucking idiot x-husband loves those shoes.

Fair enough. There are also these monstrosities that I’ve actually witnessed people wearing. In public.

Classic toddler handling. Don’t tell me you’ve never done it.

I’m so tired of this story in every single way.

She’s in her 80s ... I think her use of “whatever” was not in the dismissive tone you use it here.

I hope you’re referring to him considering her net worth is higher.

That’s a damn sexy breakfast, Hugh Jackman. Nice balance of carbs and protein. Might want a bit more fruit but I’ll take it as is.

The Bible.

I grew up with a guy who was divorced before graduating high school. He’d got his girlfriend pregnant and they both had really stupid Christian parents. I also had classmates who had two or three children before graduating. Sometimes I think rednecks should have their kids taken away at birth just on spec.

I’m going to venture that it’s a respectability issue. The daughter became pregnant and she didn’t want to abort; so instead of prosecuting the perpetrator, the father would have the daughter at least be married and pregnant, which would be the “respectable” thing to do. I don’t know, I’m grasping for anything that…

When I was in 10th grade, one of my classmates dropped out to get married. I ran into her more than 20 years later. She was divorced, with a few kids of her own. She said she wished someone could’ve talked her out of that nonsense. Her mother had to sign for her to marry that idiot.

When I was in high school, a girl in my freshman gym class was married. Apparently her mother had found out that she was sleeping with some 20something dude the summer before high school started and insisted that they get married or she’d have him arrested. The girl seemed cool with it at the time, and we were all in…

While kudos to the Judge, was there no charge that could be filed that would warrant a longer sentence than 120 days?