You forgot: balding.

A lawsuit? Can’t these a-holes just be fired and the rest of civilization go on with our lives?

You know why. Because men are better and more serious Journalists.

Yeah, that all sounds bad. Being in prison in general sounds pretty bad. That’s one of the many reasons I choose to not commit crimes.

I’m not a Bernie supporter, but is there evidence that he or his campaign are racist? Pointing out that a supporter “is white” is a pretty meaningless observation.

It doesn’t sound like the couple in Austin made any threats.

I don’t think a disability is an adequate reason to kill something that otherwise couldn’t be killed.

Is that not included in the nonviable fetus exception?

Why is it unconstitutional?

Does this ban affect pricing though? Why is that relevant?

Can’t survivors of rape and incest kill the fetus before it reaches 5 months’ gestation? Exceptions for the health of the mother and a nonviable fetus seem appropriate. Where are the problematic scenarios here?

Question. Does this also mean that Jezebel writers are racists when they - seemingly daily - write about white people, how stupid they are, how bigoted they are, and how dumb their ___ are? Just trying to understand what makes something racist vs. not racist. Thanks in advance for the help.

So, Sir Mix-A-Lot is the racist, then. Yes?

Women these days think they are all that.

Because obviously her mother is an irresponsible ho who probably takes her daughter out late at night instead of putting her to bed so she selfishly can meet lots of men and have sex with them. If only this poor child had a better mother.

I believe that’s everything you and I are wearing today.

Everything is relative. If they’re earning 2x the minimum wage yet are still living in poverty, that’s more an issue for the country. Oh, wait...

And especially not if they are fat.

Fair.

An easier solution would be to adopt a work uniform approach. Such as different varieties of a shift dress and blazer. Or slacks and a cardigan, etc.