That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Yes, he is.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Do we want it to be more mainstream though? Is that really a good thing?
Fuck maturity, uniformity and all that boring crap. Its bad enough you are trying to make Esports as boring as watching paint dry (like most sports). Why can’t people just have some damn fun.

i hate to always be the mixed kid who steps in and says this but, um, fuck you. the whole point of wanting to be seen as a human being and not less than includes being able to love who you love, and not having people like you telling anyone how to live or who they are ‘allowed’ to be with. If he marries a white man,…

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTE WRITING - SKILL LEVEL 100

You’re sonata gonna see me driving a korean car. Maybe we’re seeing the genesis of a new era, but they are not my forte. I can’t find it in my soul to buy one in the foreseeable future.

This was going to be my reply. I’d rather have a name to give the car a bit of character rather than a string of alphanumeric characters.

Stinger is a bit lame, but better than a Kia K80 or something.

Actually I take that back. The Kia Katie would be awesome.

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

Needless to say, Han is going to be pissed.

I’d never heard of this. Wish it was still the case.

I FIXED IT!

Oh 50% off?!? [heads to steam...]

Exactly. Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

YES.

...and in direct contravention to Kotaku’s prevailing wisdom, I have pre-ordered the shit out of this.

I’ve loved (almost) every Wolfenstein game since the first one back in the Shareware days, and the reboot (and even The Old Blood) were so goddamn good that I hold nothing but hope for the sequel.

Also, fuck Nazis.…

Best part is shifting mid crash

Sometimes, people from production would stand outside your room, when you’d think that they didn’t know you were up. They’d whisper, “You have to get him back to Buckingham Palace. The Royal Family’s very upset. They’re not happy about the show. It’s this new thing they’ve never done before, and they’re trying to be…