I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

I work with a good friend of the Buzzfeed editor who tweeted “don’t pray. Push for gun reform.”

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

My ex-husband named his son Jagger. I once broke up with him in high school for not taking me to a Rolling Stones concert. I feel like there may be some underlying thing going on there.

It’s like Comic Sans got drunk on chardonnay and started wearing a cheap pink feather boa.

From what Caribbean island did this doofus get his law degree? Holy cow.

Our pub quiz team name is Ted Danson In The Dark. Do with this information what you will...

Dear god. My first reaction is to be disgusted with the boyfriend - but depression, suicidal tendencies, and addiction (which I assume is included here given his intoxicated state) are serious issues and I’m not sure that’s the right route. I do hope he gets help, though it’s going to be an extremely hard battle now…

So is Team Manatee:

#teamcat is pleased as punch.

quietly screaming

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.

He probably just decided to join the Alouettes on a lark.

I translated it for the American Jezzies. I think it’s a fairly faithful translation, I haven’t had to use knowledge of the Canadian language much since college.

Your user name makes me angry. That’s a filthy lie.

Yes, that comedy of errors is, measure for measure, much ado about nothing.

I’ll be honest, I’m a little disappointed that Stratford put him through the legal process for a minor offense. Because if there’s one thing that Stratford isn’t known for, it’s for making young people sit through long, agonizing proceedings when they’d rather be doing anything else and getting nothing out of it.

Everyone who is shitting on War Machine’s lawyer needs to slow their roll. Everybody deserves a defense—even a piece of shit like War Machine; and frankly, if the guy’s almost certainly going to prison no matter what, why not profit off him in the meantime.

Doesn't the "free for a year" mean that you can upgrade for free and have it for free, as long as you do it within a year of the release date?