I ran a 5k once. It was spread out over a month but I eventually did the 5k.

A shit load of energy, until they have to clean their rooms. Little shits.

“What an idiot!”

39 yr old here. Nobody ever had a crush on Murphy Brown.

I started feeling for the guy when I heard he was from Sudan.

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

Nicola says he’s just glad his freshman girlfriend isn’t mad.

Maybe he’s 29 in American years, which, with the current exchange rate, works out to 17 in Canadian years.

“Welcome to the fuckin’ show, Ballmer.”

Well, yes, what you just said is insane.

Sorry your $10 is in danger.

I was riveted by your gambling scenario and your feelings about LeBron. However, I’d like to know more about your fantasy teams.

I’m just sayin....

Speak for yourself.

The ambient heat generated by the competitive fire stoking Jordan’s WILL TO WIN caused wet spots to evaporate instantaneously when he approached them.

And Kobe isn’t missing any playoff games this year due to injury.

I think saying they can beat the Clippers without Curry is suspect.

The girlfriend isn’t named?

When he and Ethan Couch meet in prison they will simultaneously gush “I’m such a big fan of yours” to each other.

So does this make him more or less likely to be signed by the Cowboys?