let’s face facts: It’s 2018, Matt Damon’s going to be wrong about a bunch of stuff.

huge if true

calling him Drumpf is so fetch

Sincerely, if you don’t know enough about anything to recognize that these two were at the same network, and that one was the star of the network, and the other had just been hired as a low-level reporter, then maybe you should consider sitting this one out and letting other people who know what the fuck is going on…

Wow, you sound like you’re boatloads of fun to spend time with. I bet you definitely change a lot of people’s minds with this approach.

I think you must have missed the whole Charles Martin thing, where he suplexed Jim McMahon long after a play was over...

GameStop 6 Months Away From Bankruptcy would have been an acceptable alternate headline.

I’m pretty certain this is “the process” that we’ve all been told about over and over again.

It also has zero to do with the fact that he’s overweight, so that’s a strange sentiment.

insiders are blaming that on Kelly’s “weak lead-in.”

McHenry argued that a week 2 game had low ratings, so therefore protests r badz or something? The league-wide protests started in week 3. sooooooooooo....

does this mean Tiffany’s now Trump’s third favorite daughter?

Coach, how do you feel about black people getting shot to death for no reason by cops?

Reportedly, Ray also wore that infamous white suit to honor the Holy Ghost.

I also heard they’re going to play with as many as three basketballs on the court at once! Could be a real headache for defenders if true!

Nice

Things reported on many sides. On many sides.

I always love it when my government calls for the firing of journalists.

just a month after

Hazel, can you explain to us why doxxing Banksy = good and doxxing Elena Ferrante = bad?