moirasaurus
moirasaurus
moirasaurus

Oh I have no doubt that you had an amazing childhood. And you were very cute, if poorly coordinated. But it's your adulthood that I'm worried about here. What would that slide loving, footy pajama wearing toddler think of the chocolate milk hating woman you have become?

I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.