I believe the medically accepted acronym is now STI.

OK, betting time. If the 'Vette shows up and wins* I won't comment for two weeks here.

The mechanism of the accident should not have any bearing on whether the safety car is deployed.

No, that would be the Ballistic Unmanned Terminal Tactical Surface Launched Advanced Missile.

How do Germans tie their shoes.

Aw cmon what did I do to deserve it this time?

Fuck you.

He's just mad that it was two women driving.

It happens so frequently because christians are wrong.

I know I nailed two of them, but I don't see how this was not one of those two:

F1 technology hit the human drivability singularity sometime around the 1980's. If ground effect were left unchecked, and the turbo motors and qualifying tires lasted more than a single lap, a human would not reliably be able to extract the maximum capabilities of the car. G-forces aren't the sole matter, as one thing…

And if you've ever been in a garage during a race, the noise when the a car exits a pit stop is easily the loudest sound you will ever hear in your life.

Years ago this happened to me on my way home from work. Saw a huge fireball blaze across the sky and then seemingly explode. When I got home I couldn't believe it wasn't on the news, but days later I found out it had been hundreds of miles away and had simply disintegrated over Ohio somewhere. Mother effin' nature.