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How do Germans tie their shoes.

Aw cmon what did I do to deserve it this time?

Fuck you.

He's just mad that it was two women driving.

I know I nailed two of them, but I don't see how this was not one of those two:

F1 technology hit the human drivability singularity sometime around the 1980's. If ground effect were left unchecked, and the turbo motors and qualifying tires lasted more than a single lap, a human would not reliably be able to extract the maximum capabilities of the car. G-forces aren't the sole matter, as one thing

And if you've ever been in a garage during a race, the noise when the a car exits a pit stop is easily the loudest sound you will ever hear in your life.

Years ago this happened to me on my way home from work. Saw a huge fireball blaze across the sky and then seemingly explode. When I got home I couldn't believe it wasn't on the news, but days later I found out it had been hundreds of miles away and had simply disintegrated over Ohio somewhere. Mother effin' nature.