Wait a damn minute. Are they giving different polls? I swear that one wasn't on my poll.

Goddammit. I'm the only dumbass that left my real name. I'm going to be taken away, aren't I? :*(

Maybe we should just start a GoFundMe for Nic so he can stop making these movies. I know he's got bills to pay, but if he continues to make these movies, we will all pay. I think?

I see what you did there.

Hey, give the authors some credit. They had to top the first one where God drowned everyone. It was either this or just taking a gigantic dump on the earth.

Just in time for the Holiday Season, a story about love and triumph for the whole family!

The comments on this post are making Left Behind worth it. For someone.