I can confirm. My system (PS4 Pro) has completely crashed/restarted twice while playing. Once at the very first splash screen, again after a mission (at the rewards screen). I deleted it a few days after the 10GB patch actually made performance worse. I’m old enough and have been gaming long enough to understand that…

This analogy is perfect.  It is also why I get a weekly update from my mother on whether or not I need to go this week.  She scouts, I shop (she also does this for all Goodwill’s in our area, Tuesday Morning (if you don’t have them you are missing out on an ongoing treasure hunt) and all closing businesses. 

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

Not that this vapid person needs my defense, but is it not possible that she just plainly fucked up and doesn’t realize it until now?

Imagine fucking a PR bit so badly that you have to say this:

Kinja makes this gif unintentionally better :D

how could he google them if they’re banned on google lololol

Yeah I thought the idea would be not to give your perpetrator ample time to flee the state. 

That’s...a weird way of putting it.  Is he being arrested for human trafficking, or soliciting prostitution?  Also strange that the police are announcing they’re arresting somebody ahead of time; generally they just find you and arrest you.

Roger Goodell. He’d have to suspend himself, then appeal the suspension to himself.  Then sue himself in court.

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

Just a couple Johns being Johns.

Billionaires getting cheapo rub-and-tugs means money really does buy happiness.

Judge: Robert Kraft, do you understand the charge against you?

Stone has given newspaper interviews from sex clubs - he’d have been publicly bragging about being a part of this long ago.

“John Havens, Citigroup Inc.’s former president and chief operating officer, and John Childs, a buyout-firm pioneer, also were ensnared in prostitution charges Friday.”

If Adam Schefter is correct, and all the sports’ speculators are thinking Tiger Woods, and all the DC speculators are thinking Individual 1, I’ve got to think both of those men are so recognizable that they’d be mobbed by autograph seekers as soon as they got out the door. Even pre-Presidency Trump was a big celebrity.

The funny part is, Bezos wipes his ass with $250 million.  I hope WaPo wins, then counter-sues and obliterates his family’s entire net worth in one go.

I approve. The kid (and probably his entire class) will have every last one of his private messages and emails related to the incident subject to discovery now.

From the esteemed Kentucky law firm of Hemmer, DeFrank, & Wessels: