Can we just fast forward through all the bullshit and reach the end of this already?

Look, I hate to point out the painfully obvious there, but there is a problem with pet overpopulation in this country. Feeding puppies into a wood chipper on live TV would be a SERVICE! Why, he is the only one with the resources and the will to actually get something done why everyone else just rings their hands and…

Captain Obvious only rages like this when he’s guilty of whatever he’s being accused of. And he’ll need better lawyers than Giuliani to dig his family out of all this.

Famous last words: “I won’t settle this case!” (see: Trump University).

lol Still not feeling bad. You choose to do a job (in most parts of the world). Where is that bleeding heart for other jobs? Easy compared to a lot of jobs out there that pay 1% of what he’s taking in. Get on camera and dance that’s what you are paid to do and people want it.

Last year it states 217k, as of right now 139k. What really counts is the viewership, last year his average was 5k in viewers watching, currently it’s 80k in viewers on average.

Context is for kings.

he had 39,999 subscribers 

Wait wait wait. What.

Timing is everything.

We may not know what Katy Perry said during her deposition, but if Luke wins his defamation suit against Kesha, I would take that as a strong indication that Perry did not corroborate what Kesha told Gaga.

Whether true or not she really had no right to spread that information.

She didn’t give them a baby. They paid for her to have their child.

This is just cruel. This woman just literally put her life on the line for them to have a child, and instead of thanking her, they insult such a private part of her body and show it on TV against her wishes. What assholes.

Nor do they get a pass for being misogynistic when NOT using women’s bodies. The trope of “eww women and vaginas are gross” needs to end.

It says you could hear her screams and as someone who has given birth you don’t need a mic pack to pick up on the screams of labor if you’re in the same room.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

I applaud diversity efforts and Uber kinda sucks and this and that, but my take home message is this:

nope.

Social media culture+unbridled genuine stupidity is a great reason to lose your job and licence you work so hard for...