The beige. Beigers.

If you don’t smile when you see your car, you probably bought the wrong car.

That’s a great way to get them to buy a Corolla the next time around though.

I would pay good money to see Mayweather try to pronounce and/or spell Koenigsegg. That would truly be the fight of the century.

This guy fucks.

Are you in the three comma club? Because otherwise Russ Hanneman doesn’t have time for you.

Dude, I think you may have just out-Tavarished Tavarish.

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

At what point does Nissan yank their franchise for exceeding the admittedly high threshold for car dealer douche-baggery?

Yep because God forbid someone would have a little fun. Don’t like it, don’t click it, read it, and then take the time to comment on it.

Im tempted to shop there just so I can pet this dog! (yes I stole it from your twitter feed...SUE ME!)

Yes, because the S550 is so fuel efficient.

It actually looks more like a Jaguar.

What i want .... I want DeMuro’s skyline.

Yo dawg, I heard you like taking a photo of a skyline with your Skyline.

Ok Consumer Reports. You know what the people want. We want a drag race.

Someone’s got a fetish.

Here’s an example: if you’re taking a drive through the countryside on a crisp-autumn morning, Dubstep is not the right choice.

You're comparing apples to oranges. The Model S is a powerful luxury car aimed closer to BMW and Mercedes, while your Cruze is an economy car with fewer amenities, much less power, and a much less luxurious ride than the Tesla has. By your logic we should all be cruising around in old Kia Rios.

I said it last summer. If Elon is going to give you the D, you’re going to give up the brown.