The brochure:

Brakes.

1) They’re absolutely essential
2) They wear faster than nearly any other component
3) They’re easy to fix (most of the time)
4) Parts are hilariously cheap, shop/dealership labor is not.

I hate Style 68s with a burning passion; they just look so cheap to me. Glad I got them off my 330Ci and put ZHP Style 135s in their place.

Ariel:

After the car was Welcomed to the Machine (shop), he decided to Take it back, Have a cigar with High hopes and Speak to me about the crash In Flesh. He said the Young lust made him Learn to fly into The Wall.

The story of The Dark Side Of The Hoon is a tale as old as Time and was bound to happen One Of These Days. There was A Momentary Lapse of Traction, and despite Mason’s best efforts of Turning Away he became Just Another Mc In the Wall, resulting in The Great Ding in the Side. When Mason saw the damage he felt so much…

A Momentary Lapse of Traction

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

Oh I thought it was going to be about this:

If a clothing company released a “James May” collection I’d honestly feel obligated to buy a couple of shirts when I’m about to do some particularly pedantic or boring technical task.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

Dear “President” Trump,

While tweeting out a picture of a what appears to be a Cactus. Nice.