There could be a horror movie about this. Colin Cow-ie (says moo when you pull the tail) was WAY more valuable to our family than jewelry or cars. BabyCat5 would have stayed awake for years without that cow.

I know. It’s like her heart’s in the right place, but someone really needs to lock her out of her twitter account.

That’s a great idea for Myleeza (BTW, Myleeza Mingo is an awesome name), but if I were one of the Kardash*, I wouldn’t do it. Super fan-turned-employee immediately makes me think of Selena and Yolanda Saldivar.

Has she thought of trying to get a job for one of the Kardashians?

I was really afraid of my ex breaking in to my apartment when I first moved out. One day, I was about to go to bed, and I realized I could hear snoring in my bedroom. I went to kitchen (quietly!) and grabbed a knife, then got my cell phone and turned on the flashlight function while I had the call to 911 typed in,…

I am also against people having guns, but I’m damn glad this woman had one and used it. Don’t want to think what would have happened if she didn’t.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

As a child, I never dared to look under my bed because I was afraid I would see someone stare back into my eyes. As an adult, I still don’t dare.

Why isn’t the punishment for breaking restraining orders so much more severe? This guy broke the fucking restraining order three times before this happened!

What exactly should the US learn from this? Who are we exiting from?

Sarah Palin, never change.

She couldn’t win at Candyland even if she was coached by a five year old and cheated.

I was just going to say, if he could con Oprah into doing this, what chance do normals have?

After the kids’ dad was removed from the house I was only ever afraid of being shot. He moved in to the basement next door where he gleefully reported on my every move. If he was going to shoot me and trust me, he threatened it far often enough, he would have been able to at any moment. It took a bit of legal rodeo…

To paraphrase Bette Davis:

I have already seen conservatives elsewhere suggest that she should have used that gun to kill her father.

I was just going to ask how she reconciles this with a husband who had an A+ rating on gun control. It’s terrifying to me that gun nuts won’t show an ounce of compassion for those who have been affected by gun violence because they are too afraid their guns will be taken away. And that fact that this woman’s husband…

From the Detroit Free Press article:

Women are five times more likely to be murdered if their abuser has a gun.