There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I am of the belief that it’s not so much that black audiences don’t want white artists exploring a black sound: the issue is that white artists can be bad while employing black style and still be successful.

Bring it in, ladies

Report: fondue process to continue reading jezebel, continue pretending authors and commentariat are her best friends

This dog is more fancy than I’ll ever be. Look at that napkin tied around his neck!

This is so true. We are trying to keep our kids in an urban district, but with all the options, urban districts are very hard to navigate. Gentrification also is making it very expensive to stay (we are house hunting now). We love urban life, but there’s a part of me that wants to chuck it and move to an inner ring…

The issue of school choice is one of those frustrating and complicated areas where it’s entirely possible to see each side of the issue for parents who live in areas with lower-performing, more segregated schools. If the school is genuinely unsafe or poor-performing, I can absolutely understand why even progressive,…

We don’t have kids yet but this is something that has crossed my mind. I went to Catholic school, husband went to public school (both are publicly funded in Ontario). I loved my on-the-small-side (less than 700) high school and was fine with my uniform (pants and golf shirts. Very exciting). But public schools are…

Look, call me selfish or a bad liberal but my kids are being sent to a place where they’ll be safe, where they’ll be well-educated and where they won’t have to deal with over-stressed, underpaid and disinterested teachers.

If you’re an adult and your twitter avatar shows what you are likely masturbating to, then you are adulting incorrectly.

Are you sure there wasn’t a murder?

There’s a 99% chance this man refers to Republicans who disagree with him as “Cuckservatives”

What is it about some guys and their dicks? I don't send this much time thinking about my breasts or uterus.

Interesting choice in Twitter avatar. At least, he's showing his doucheness for all to see.

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

I can say with utmost confidence that this dude has the tiniest dick I have never seen.

Seeing his Twitter avatar tells me everything I needed to know about him.

Robert Morrow is trying way too hard. He is also the Platonic ideal of a Trump voter.

Re-posting this tweet I saw earlier. I can’t stop thinking about how a woman’s past vs a man’s potential is weighed out in nearly every rape and DV case in the news lately...

But it’s still not enough.